About
Born in a British Army camp in 1980s Germany, lived most of my life in Scotland. Husband, dad of two, dog owner. Outwardly a fun-loving sort, actually an avid introvert who does most of this after everyone else has gone to bed.
I should warn you: this site contains no pretentious poncery, no pretty boy poses, no filtered duck face galleries. I'm unapologetically lazy, I complain a lot, and I will almost definitely accidentally upset or insult someone. Feel free to nosey around and judge me accordingly.
I used to run a site called Normal Guy Dave. It's gone now, but the good bits have been rescued and live here.